GOOD GOD NO. Thanks for NOTHING Pandora! You know that feeling when a friend sets you up with someone who grosses you out, and then you wonder how your friend sees you? Ok that hasn’t happened to me yet so I don’t really know, but I imagine it feels a tiny bit like this. I tell Pandora what music I like, I even reveal secrets to her like thumbs-upping that really embarrassing song, and then she’s all "Hey girlfriend, I feel like you’re single, and that these guys would really get you going!"
Noooo preeease. No. I’m getting a strong pedo vibe from at least one of them, and I would never go out with someone whose screenname is StheMoment. He can shit the moment by himself.
I just can't look at you right now Panda. I can't. I’m gonna go hang out with Spotify because at least he isn’t shoving unappetizing man-menus in my face. He just thinks I should listen to more audiobooks, and he does have a point. If I want a chance with a stockphoto guy like aron4255, I should probably brush up my Shakespeare.